evashandor:

brownfatfemme:

merpldom:

merpldom:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

(Source: merplmom, via despairadox)

freshest-tittymilk:

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

CAAAAAAATSSSSS

IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

(via thecaptainjacksparrow)

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean, via thecaptainjacksparrow)

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(Source: britneyaddiction, via springtimepunz)

Anonymous Asked:
I'm intrigued- how can 'fuck' be used as all types of speech?

bri-ecrit:

*cracks knuckles* *dons English teacher hat*

There are eight primary parts of speech: nouns, verbs, pronouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, conjunctions, and interjections. With some adjustments (and a liberal interpretation of their functions within a sentence), we can find adapt “fuck” to nearly all of them (with the exception of prepositions):

If I may speak the language of my people:

So fuckface (n.) fucks (v.) with this fucker (pron.) over here. Fucking (adj.) bastard apparently thinks that he can fucking (adv.) waltz in and do whatever the fuck (n.) he wants, fuck (conj.), he’s even running his fucking (adj.) mouth the whole time. Seriously, FUCK (interj.) that guy. 

springtimepunz:

bri-ecrit:

awesomemaple:

I saw that post like a week ago and…
I just…
yeah

…YES

ASDFGHJKL I CANT BREATHE

springtimepunz:

bri-ecrit:

awesomemaple:

I saw that post like a week ago and…

I just…

yeah

…YES

ASDFGHJKL I CANT BREATHE

onlyblackgirl:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times

(via procrastinatorpotato)

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

(Source: BuzzFeed, via wartortles)